I think this is the best “Page not found” I ever seen:
I’m really sorry but it’s all gone wrong! You see, you’ve asked for a page that I can’t find. Maybe it was here once but decided to make a break for it. It’s not easy being a web page; it gets boring if nobody asks to see you and doesn’t help your self-esteem either. Anyway, it’s not here. It’s gone. Deceased. I’m not trying to shift the blame but could you please check that you’ve typed the address correctly? If it is a broken link then I’d appreciate an email to web@ipa.co.uk to report the problem.
Many thanks
Please click here (www.ipa.co.uk) so that I can return you to the homepage.